Another Person Who Pisses Me Off

So I originally wrote about this one person that pisses me off. There is someone else that pisses me off. What pisses me off exactly? She's too nice. She's always trying to be helpful. When you ask the person next to you for a piece of paper or a pen she automatically takes out her stuff to give it to you when you clearly did NOT ask her. This pisses me off because after she takes out her stuff to give to you, it's much too late; the other person has already given you what you need and we've all moved on with our lives. But to make the matter worse, SHE HAS TO MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT IT! I mean that situation (which shouldn't exist in the first place) needs no comment from her.

Then, she hold the door open... when nobody is coming. I mean it's one thing if there's a whole line of people who are coming and you're at the front. I mean that's being nice. But when the entire hallway is empty...I mean come on the door can be closed. If you want to open it for a teacher that you have to kiss up and maybe get a better participation grade, that's cool.

And then she tries to fit in... poorly. In one of my classes we often talk about explicit things. Then she'll make a comment that's something like, "Do you want me to get a permission slip signed so I can hear this stuff?" And the rest of the class just loses what little enjoyment we just had. To make it worse, she repeats doing that. Or maybe I'll be talking with a few of my friends about sports and she'll try to join in the conversation. Or even more creepy, she'll just stand there, listening, knowing that we don't want to talk to her.

Recently I went to visit UMass Amherst. I mentioned to one of my friends that I liked it and I could see myself going there and enjoying myself but I wasn't totally committed to going there. And later on she comes up to me and asks, "So you're definately going to UNH?" And I reply with "No, I haven't gone there yet I can't make a decision (fuck off you c**t)" And I definately had a hint of maliciousness in my tone. And she walks off and comments on how I don't have to be angry when she asked me a personal question that she should know not to ask me as she clearly isn't one of my close friends.

I hope she trips down the stairs... I'll laugh. And for those of you that know who I'm talking about, that may seem mean, but deep down you'd all do the same. You all feel the same way I feel. You're all just too afraid to admit it.